Cheapskate Wisdom … About the Difference Between Success and Mediocrity

“There’s no such thing as get rich quick. Building wealth takes time, and a lot of hard work. If you want to be successful in anything, you must work at it for hours every day – sometimes late into the night, and early in the morning. If you are happy with mediocrity, punch the clock after 8 hours, plop down in front of a television and waste valuable time until you fall asleep. Repeat this process until the weekends when you can do even more of the same.”

Money-Saving Wisdom from Cranky Dads Everywhere

You can become a millionaire by wearing dark socks with sandals, arguing with the television during sporting events, and embarrassing your teenage children with discussions about venereal diseases and “boys’ needs.”